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The latest news for you:

🪙Ahead of the midterm elections, Bitcoin fell again to $76,500.

🇺🇸The US is attacking Iran’s Qeshm Island. Oil prices are rising again.

🇧🇷💥 BREAKING: Another exchange has been hacked. Brazil’s largest Bitcoin exchange, Mercado Bitcoin, lost more than $40 million and suspended all withdrawals.

🇰🇵 North Korea denies the hack. Kim Jong Un’s sister calls the FBI’s claims “fabricated.”
↳ Exchanges get hacked, not Bitcoin. People constantly confuse the two.

📊 Glassnode: The longest streak of realized losses since mid-August. Leveraged traders were the main sellers, while spot buyers held their positions.

🩸 Spot ETFs saw $399 million in outflows on Monday. Nearly all of it came from BlackRock’s IBIT.
↳ Leveraged traders are exiting, while spot buyers are staying put.

🏛 TODAY: US midterm elections. The crypto industry has poured millions into these elections.

⚖️ The SEC issues new guidance on when crypto assets are considered securities. More leeway for governance tokens.

#главныесобытиянедели

Well, it’s a pretty normal week for news, but there’s definitely no need to keep the entire calendar in your head 😅

📍 TUESDAY

US labor market JOLTS. We’ll mainly take a look to get a sense of the bigger picture; I’m not putting too much focus on this one

📍 WEDNESDAY 👀

ADP and services sector data. This is more interesting, since the market will start forming expectations ahead of Friday’s employment report

📍 FRIDAY 🔥

This is the main focus of the week: NFP, unemployment, and wages. At 10:30, this could add quite a bit of volatility, so by then it’s best to keep open positions under control and not rush into new trades

Otherwise, we’ll calmly trade our setups and won’t try to trade every news release. It’s a long week, and there’ll be plenty more opportunities. The main thing is to take what’s ours and not give too much back 😎

Let’s get to work 💪

P.S. Don’t forget, see you on the stream at 14:00 Moscow time

#сериал_p2p
Guys, this is absolutely hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣

Of course, I’ve come across all kinds of characters while trading on P2P, but people this unhinged are on a whole other level 🤣🤣🤣

I’d only ever heard about people like this before, but now I’m reading these chats and I’m just cracking up 😂
They’ve got no money, but the rate is good, so they need to lock in the order! And they’ll apparently pay later, when the universe gives them the green light 🤣🤣

A huge thanks to everyone who sends me their stories and shares these moments 🤝
If you have any funny moments, send them to me in a private message and I’ll post them
#P2P

🚨 BREAKING! It looks like we’ve found out who was behind the Binance hack! And it was, damn it, LOVE! 🤣❤️
A story is going viral online that a Binance engineer had an affair with a North Korean beauty who supposedly turned out to be a spy 😳
On the day of the attack, our Romeo left his laptop unattended, and his Juliet seized the moment 😂
Can you imagine? Billions of dollars, cybersecurity, top specialists—and the weakest link turned out to be in the engineer’s pants 🤣🤣🤣
The story hasn’t been confirmed yet, but if it’s true, Netflix should already be buying the rights to make a movie about it.
The moral is simple: falling in love is fine, but locking your laptop is a must! 😂

#Binance

#сериал_p2p

When you decided to scam a P2P seller...)) but forgot you need at least a minimum IQ for that 🤣🤣🤣

Huge thanks to Sergey for sharing the chat🔥🔥🔥🔥

Not only did he send a receipt marked “SAMPLE,” he even offered to edit it 😂 Looks like today was Scammer School’s first lesson

If you have any funny moments, send them to me in a DM and I’ll post them

#P2P

#сериал_p2p

Friends, check out another funny situation from the world of P2P 😂 As you can imagine, the comment on a transfer can sometimes matter much more than it seems 🤣🤣🤣

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If you have any funny moments, send them to me in a DM and I’ll post them

#P2P

$BTC Today is your day
Friends, happy celebration to everyone 🎉
Today is a special day for the entire crypto industry. Exactly 18 years ago, on October 31, 2008, Satoshi Nakamoto published the Bitcoin White Paper, and that was the moment the story began of the very Bitcoin that transformed our understanding of money, freedom, and financial independence.
Around the world, this day is often called Bitcoin Whitepaper Day or the anniversary of the Bitcoin White Paper.
Happy celebration to everyone who believed, studied, held, traded, fell, got back up, and kept moving forward with the market. Bitcoin has long become something much bigger than just a coin. It is now a symbol of a new era, a new financial system, and a new philosophy.
So today is a great opportunity to remember how it all began and wish each other a happy birthday to a great idea.
Happy Bitcoin White Paper Day, friends 🚀🧡

Continuing our #сериал_p2p

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When you wanted to surprise your other half and invest in your future together, but end up risking getting your ass kicked so badly that no stop-loss can save you 😂

Especially when your girlfriend doesn’t even know yet that you now have a shared crypto future 🤣

Now that’s true P2P romance ❤️

#p2p

Yesterday, the crypto market got a real shake-up 🔥
$BTC plunged sharply, altcoins followed, and people were already writing off the entire uptrend in their feeds
But let’s look at the facts, not the emotions
The market started falling even before reports of the Binance hack. The Fed’s decision and US inflation data added to the pressure. Then news of the attack on the exchange sparked panic, stop-losses were triggered, and a chain reaction of long liquidations followed
And now for the most interesting part
Open Bitcoin’s daily chart. What do you see? Despite the sharp crash, the uptrend structure remains intact! The price landed right in the areas we were watching: the 200 EMA and the daily order block
So, while we saw chaos on the lower timeframes, everything remained within a normal technical scenario on the higher timeframe. There has been no move so far that invalidates our analysis
And think about it: news of a hack, panic, mass liquidations—and the price is simply testing levels marked out in advance
Does this mean Bitcoin is guaranteed to shoot up now? No. We still need to see a buyer response and confirmation that the trend is continuing. But it’s clearly too early to declare the bull market over after a single red candle

HACKING our beloved Bi NA NCE !!!!

Timeline, Moscow time:

• 23:24, October 29. 167,464 ETH and 1.6 billion USDT leave Binance’s hot wallet.
• 23:39. The funds are split up and moved further; according to unconfirmed reports, between $2 billion and $5.5 billion has been withdrawn.
• 00:15, October 30. Binance founder Changpeng Zhao: “It really does look like a hack.”
• 00:16. Binance begins an investigation; no impact on users has been confirmed.
• 00:18. Circle freezes more than 800 million USDC.
• 00:22. PeckShield confirms the hack.
• 00:25. Tether freezes more than 1.567 billion USDT.
• 00:29. Binance: “Users’ funds are completely safe.”
• 00:48. Users have trouble withdrawing funds; Binance calls it a “technical error.”

Against this backdrop, the BNB coin fell by 6–9%, while Bitcoin dropped below $79,000.

Well, according to the exchange’s administration, users’ funds are protected.

I hope so ….🤞

$BTC moves right by the book into our area of interest and the nearest POIs

$ETH

🔥 $7.3M IN 5 MINUTES! ETH SET A TRAP FOR SHORT SELLERS

While the market showed weakness, Ethereum sharply moved against sellers. In just 5 minutes, short positions worth $7.3 million were forcibly closed across 6 exchanges, with $6.8 million on Binance alone

This is a classic short squeeze mechanism. Price growth triggers short liquidations, forced buying strengthens the impulse and sparks the next wave of closures

For scalpers, the key here is not the impulse itself, but the moment when liquidation-driven demand runs out. That is when the move can reverse sharply

#Ethereum #Ethereum #ShortSqueeze

#сериал_p2p

In this exchange, either a scammer or an extremely responsible citizen decided to contact the bank’s security department themselves 🤣🤣🤣

Guys, now I can’t be stopped 😎🔥
I’m now spending a lot of time looking for the most interesting cases involving exchange services 😂😂

Oh, what a Pandora’s box we’ve uncovered 😄

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$EVAA Well, the trade is going as planned🔥
I’ll close another 50% now.
At this stage, I’ve already managed to capture 35% of the price move, excluding leverage!

I’ll leave the rest open to ride the downward move further.

Well, congrats everyone on the profits🔥

#evaa #short

$BTC
Well, friends, #BTC is continuing to play out our scenario 📊 As we discussed earlier, a triangle had formed on the chart, and we were expecting an impulsive breakout from it.
The day before the Fed meeting, we got an upward breakout and a confident rise in price.

As I said in previous posts, the market usually rises ahead of the Fed, and a correction often follows in the 24 hours after the meeting. That’s exactly the scenario we’re seeing now 📉

So far, everything is unfolding in line with our analysis!
That’s why the candlesticks on the chart aren’t just red and green rectangles. Behind every move are liquidity, market participants’ behavior, and market patterns 😉

#Fed