Trump's tariff circus:
the MAGA "America First" spectacle slaps a 10% global import tax via emergency powers, jacking "reciprocal" rates to 100%+ on China while auto parts and Temu trinkets bleed out exemptions.
Degens chant "inflation hedge!" as $BTC craters below 115k on $19B liqs, pretending crypto's "decentralized freedom" isn't just Nasdaq's bitch in drag.
Higher costs? Tighter Fed?
Welcome to the illusion where protectionism "saves" the economy by torching your leveraged longs - tariff tweets now macro black swans flipping risk like a rigged casino.
HODL the hypocrisy, sheeple:
Trump's not draining the swamp, he's flooding it with volatility confetti. 😂💥
