REMINDER 🚨

The sacred ritual begins again.

At 8:30am ET, the High Priests of “Price Stability” will reveal their sacred CPI number - 3.1% expected, translated as “don’t panic, but please keep consuming.”

Traders kneel before the data feed, algos whisper prophecies, and CNBC prepares its ritual sacrifice of sanity.

If the number is “good,” everything pumps. If it’s “bad,” everything also pumps - because “bad” means “rate cuts” which apparently means “infinite bull.”

Crypto Twitter will chant “CPI green, number up” as if inflation were a meme, not a sign that your coffee costs more than your dignity.

Welcome to the theater of liquidity - where numbers perform, and the audience applauds the illusion of control.