Oh, $XRP : the eternal crypto soap opera where "institutional tailwinds" swoop in like white knights with their ETF millions, only to get body-slammed by Ripple's endless escrow dump-truck of tokens.

Bullish bros chant about "compliant rails" and banking approvals turning $XRP into the Fed's wet dream, while on-chain oracles whisper sweet nothings about Korean shorts and velocity spikes ready to yeet it back to $2 purgatory.

Who's the real bagholder here-ETFs or the maxis still HODLing their "utility moonshot"?

In the spectacle of finance, $XRP 's just the glitchy side quest proving hype inflows always meet supply outflows in ironic equilibrium. 😂💥