The previous shouting king Murad: 2026 is the true Super Saiyan bull market
116 reasons I can't be bothered to write out completely, just giving you 10 of the most devastating is enough to make you laugh
1. Bitcoin only transforms in the second year after the halving; history has shown this three times, and in 2026 it will directly turn into a golden retriever.
2. The Federal Reserve switches the money printing machine from 'power-saving mode' to 'disco mode' by the end of 2025, and my throat is already hoarse from shouting.
3. As soon as Trump takes office, he stuffs Gary Gensler into a rocket to Mars and conveniently renames the SEC to 'Somewhat Encouraging Crypto'.
4. The U.S. Treasury has secretly hoarded 210,000 BTC, and when it announces this in 2026, the whole world will collectively say, 'Wow, it turns out he's my dad.'
5. BlackRock and Fidelity are still just testing the waters; in 2026, they will directly throw all the pension funds, charity funds, and family money in, and that scene will look like a starving man charging into a buffet after three days without food.
6. By 2026, there will still be 4 billion people who have never bought any coins; they can't even tell the difference between Dogecoin and floor coins, and by then, FOMO will push exchanges to 502.
7. The hundredfold Memecoin teams that ran away in 2021 are all in Thailand eating Tom Yum Goong soup; in 2026, the new generation of frogs, groundhogs, and cats and dogs will line up to get rich, and you won't even get a turn to look down on them.
8. Ethereum gas fees will drop to cheaper than bottled water, Solana will handle 65,000 transactions per second, and in 2026, you'll complain that the transfer is too fast when you send a red envelope and your hands haven't finished shaking.
9. By 2026, MicroStrategy will hold 1 million BTC, and Saylor will directly change his name to 'Bitcoin Saylor'; when he testifies in Congress, he will need to bring 500 bodyguards to protect the mining machines.
10. The most devastating point: when you earn $1 million per BTC in 2026, you will tearfully scroll back to this article and post on social media with the caption, 'If only I had sold my house in 2025.'
Just one sentence:
2024-2025 is just an appetizer; 2026 is the level where 2021 gets ground into the dirt.
Now is not the top; it's that you haven't even fastened your seatbelt properly, and the pilot is already announcing, 'Prepare for takeoff, turn off your phones, and open your wallets.'
See you in the crypto world in 2026,
When you go all in, don't shake,
Because the person next to you will already be crying while adding to their position.
