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Dude, it was an UNBELIEVABLE EXPERIENCE! 🥩✨
While you're splitting instant noodles into four portions to stretch until the end of the month and smashing your keyboard cursing the "commie" or the "fascist" on your timeline, the ex-governor of RJ and banker Daniel Vorcaro were in New York feasting on gold-leaf steak worth R$ 10k at Salt Bae's restaurant. 💅🗽
💸 The bill for that little dinner? Over R$ 60k (paid by the banker, of course, because politicians love a freebie).
🥃 The dessert? A tasting of whiskey "only for 10 men" costing a modest R$ 5 million.
But chill, citizen! The next day, miraculously, Rioprevidência invested a few million more at the banker’s bank. Just pure coincidence and heartfelt friendship! The love (for public money) is beautiful! 😍💸
The facts:
1️⃣ The banker treats them to a sheikh-style feast in NY.
2️⃣ The politician sends a "You don’t exist! Incredible experience, thanks, bro! 🥹❤️".
3️⃣ The pension fund for civil servants drops a billion Pix into the bank.
And the Brazilian? Oh, the Brazilian keeps grinding: receiving government aid to avoid starving, cramming into packed transport, and swearing that their favorite politician (be it left or right) is the true savior of the nation while dining on bread and eggs. 🤡
Keep fighting online over ideology while they toast with Dom Pérignon and Vega-Sicilia Único with YOUR money. The gravy train hasn’t ended; it just flew first class to Manhattan! 🥂✈️
#Politics #RioDeJaneiro #ClaudioCastro #Master #RealWorld #binancesquare #PaoECirco
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TO THE PEOPLE, BREAD AND CIRCUSES!
While the average Brazilian struggles to avoid getting blown away by gas explosions from poorly executed public works, the "elite" of Brasília showed how it's done: an R$ 800 dinner per head to celebrate the inauguration at the TSE. Priorities, right? ✨🥂
Luxury & smoke: Nothing like a good cigar and imported wine to forget that there's an elderly person being robbed on the corner and folks without basic sanitation. The smell of power is way better than that of sewage. 💨🍷
The Ambassador and the Judges: Gusttavo Lima providing the entertainment, after all, who needs decent housing when you have high-class networking and country music in your ear? 🎙️⚖️
Paying for their own invite: They swear that "everyone paid their own," because we all know that money grows on trees, right? Especially when the people are trying to save what's left of their homes between one construction hole and another. 💸🏗️
It's the real "Court" of Brasília: they toast with sparkling wine by Lake Paranoá, while the rest of the country tries to survive the next public neglect. Life goes on (for those who can)! 🤡🤡🤡
#JusticaPraQuem #BrasiliaDeLuxo #Prioridades #OuroEPobreza #PublicNeglect #PaoECirco
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