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My foolproof strategy (or how to tame the market in reverse) ๐คก
Iโve been studying technical analysis for months. Cup with handle pattern, moving averages, the death cross, and the Fibonacci retracement. I felt like the very Elon Musk of trading.
Yesterday I saw the perfect signal in an altcoin: everything pointed to it going to the moon. I decided to put in a substantial amount in Long with leverage. The moment I pressed the "Buy" button, the chart tanked 15% in three seconds. It wasnโt a correction; it was a meteorite straight into my account.
Moral: If you want to know when the market is going to drop, donโt look at the charts. Just let me know and Iโll tell you when I plan to buy. Follow me for more signals of immediate liquidation! ๐๐
#funnycrypto #TradingHumor #liquidados #CryptoVida $MSFTB $ETC
My foolproof strategy (or how to tame the market in reverse) ๐คก
Iโve been studying technical analysis for months. Cup with handle pattern, moving averages, the death cross, and the Fibonacci retracement. I felt like the very Elon Musk of trading.
Yesterday I saw the perfect signal in an altcoin: everything pointed to it going to the moon. I decided to put in a substantial amount in Long with leverage. The moment I pressed the "Buy" button, the chart tanked 15% in three seconds. It wasnโt a correction; it was a meteorite straight into my account.
Moral: If you want to know when the market is going to drop, donโt look at the charts. Just let me know and Iโll tell you when I plan to buy. Follow me for more signals of immediate liquidation! ๐๐
#funnycrypto #TradingHumor #liquidados #CryptoVida $MSFTB $ETC
Iโve been studying technical analysis for months. Cup with handle pattern, moving averages, the death cross, and the Fibonacci retracement. I felt like the very Elon Musk of trading.
Yesterday I saw the perfect signal in an altcoin: everything pointed to it going to the moon. I decided to put in a substantial amount in Long with leverage. The moment I pressed the "Buy" button, the chart tanked 15% in three seconds. It wasnโt a correction; it was a meteorite straight into my account.
Moral: If you want to know when the market is going to drop, donโt look at the charts. Just let me know and Iโll tell you when I plan to buy. Follow me for more signals of immediate liquidation! ๐๐
#funnycrypto #TradingHumor #liquidados #CryptoVida $MSFTB $ETC
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