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$ELIZAOS (ai16z / elizaOS) on the Web3/Alpha wallet display is showing a massive pricing API / display glitch, improperly reporting the account balance at $26.9 Billion USDT based on an inflated valuation per token ($428,233.62 per unit marked at -99.05% drop), whereas actual market liquidity and spot value sit at standard micro-cap levels ($0.0001–$0.003 range).
* Reality Check Target 1: ~$0.00017 (Actual Market Price Range)
* Reality Check Target 2: Portfolio normalization following exchange price feed bug fix
* Reality Check Target 3: Actual wallet balance sits at local spot liquidity levels ($400k–$800k market cap)
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🚨 REVOLUT BTC GLITCH JUST HIT $0.02 😂💀
Opened the app and Bitcoin “crashed” from €67.8k / $80k straight to $0.02. Push notification said 52-week low. Thought the world was ending for a second.
Reality: BTC still sitting comfy at ~€67.8k /$80k. Pure data feed bug from a third-party provider.
Revolut doing Revolut things again. Don’t panic sell your bags, legends!
Anyone else get the heart attack notification?

Revolut says no trades executed at the fake low prices.

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