web3段子手—钱钱
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web3段子手—钱钱
web3段子手｜心灵的养护｜卑以自牧｜含章可贞
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Binance’s event this time is amazing! May the event’s popularity keep rising, bringing more surprise rewards for everyone, so that every participant can gain a lot of wealth!🎉 #币安九周年 #binanceturns9
Binance's event this time is awesome! May the event's popularity continue to soar, bringing more exciting benefits to everyone, so that every participant can reap a full harvest of wealth!🎉 #BinanceTruns9
Binance’s event is amazing! May the event’s hype keep rising, bringing everyone more surprise benefits, so that every participant can gain a lot of wealth!🎉 #BinanceTrun9
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With that whistle, youth came to an end⏳
Watching my favorite star step onto the pitch for the last time, my eyes welled up.
He was once a chasing-wind kid, but now he’s worn with age. In extra time, he put everything he had into one kick—only for the ball to graze the post and go out.
He knelt on the grass and cried. I cried too.
Heroes will grow old, legends will fade, but the World Cup will always have someone still young.#BinancePickAndWin
Watching my favorite star step onto the pitch for the last time, my eyes welled up.
He was once a chasing-wind kid, but now he’s worn with age. In extra time, he put everything he had into one kick—only for the ball to graze the post and go out.
He knelt on the grass and cried. I cried too.
Heroes will grow old, legends will fade, but the World Cup will always have someone still young.#BinancePickAndWin
This is the World Cup! ⚡
Nobody believed they could win. On paper, they were a tier below, and the odds were one-sided. But the moment the whistle blew, everything changed.
They ran for their lives, flung themselves to block shots, and the goalkeeper made unbelievable saves—playing every minute as if it were the last match.
When the final whistle sounded, a giant upset! The underdogs went wild with celebration, while the strong team left in silence.
Football never cares about price—it only recognizes the heart that wants to win. #BinancePickAndWin
Nobody believed they could win. On paper, they were a tier below, and the odds were one-sided. But the moment the whistle blew, everything changed.
They ran for their lives, flung themselves to block shots, and the goalkeeper made unbelievable saves—playing every minute as if it were the last match.
When the final whistle sounded, a giant upset! The underdogs went wild with celebration, while the strong team left in silence.
Football never cares about price—it only recognizes the heart that wants to win. #BinancePickAndWin
World Cup, igniting the whole planet!
Final night, hold your breath—last minute, a game-winner!⚽
The ball arcs through the air, the crowd stands, time freezes. The moment the net ripples, it’s a roar from the mountains to the seas! Some kneel in tears, others sprint and shout.
This is the magic of the World Cup—a single goal drives hundreds of millions wild. Four years of waiting, 90 minutes of life and death, a generation's youth memory. #BinancePickAndWin
Final night, hold your breath—last minute, a game-winner!⚽
The ball arcs through the air, the crowd stands, time freezes. The moment the net ripples, it’s a roar from the mountains to the seas! Some kneel in tears, others sprint and shout.
This is the magic of the World Cup—a single goal drives hundreds of millions wild. Four years of waiting, 90 minutes of life and death, a generation's youth memory. #BinancePickAndWin
You: I heard inscriptions are really popular?
Friend: Yes, they put the data on-chain.
You: What do you inscribe?
Friend: Images, text, even memes.
You: Does it have meaning?
Friend: No, but it can be hyped.
You: I bought it.
3 days later: The inscription market cooled off.
You: Does the thing you inscribed still exist?
Friend: It’s there, but nobody’s looking anymore.
Friend: Yes, they put the data on-chain.
You: What do you inscribe?
Friend: Images, text, even memes.
You: Does it have meaning?
Friend: No, but it can be hyped.
You: I bought it.
3 days later: The inscription market cooled off.
You: Does the thing you inscribed still exist?
Friend: It’s there, but nobody’s looking anymore.
#加密市场反弹
📈 The line you drew:
Support level ———————————
Resistance level ———————————
Trend line /‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾
📉 The actual line:
\__/‾\__/‾\____________/‾\__
\/ \/ \/
Death Cross 十
🔮 Conclusion: Esoteric/occult stuff
📈 The line you drew:
Support level ———————————
Resistance level ———————————
Trend line /‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾
📉 The actual line:
\__/‾\__/‾\____________/‾\__
\/ \/ \/
Death Cross 十
🔮 Conclusion: Esoteric/occult stuff
#pixel $PIXEL · Gameplay and Assets: Free to play, with gameplay similar to the Web3 version of 《Stardew Valley》. Players can farm, explore, and complete quests. Your Land NFTs (land), pets, and other assets are all on-chain assets, and you can also use NFTs like Bored Ape Yacht Club (BAYC) as your avatar.
· Dual-token economic model: $PIXEL ** is the limited core token (total supply: 5 billion). It is used for VIP access, minting NFTs, and governance; **$BERRY is the in-game soft currency (no cap)**, used for everyday spending.
· Why choose Ronin: Ronin is an Ethereum sidechain optimized for gaming (built by the Axie Infinity team), with extremely low gas fees and fast confirmations. After Pixels migrated from Polygon, active addresses at one point surged by 500%+, contributing a large amount of on-chain transaction volume.
· Dual-token economic model: $PIXEL ** is the limited core token (total supply: 5 billion). It is used for VIP access, minting NFTs, and governance; **$BERRY is the in-game soft currency (no cap)**, used for everyday spending.
· Why choose Ronin: Ronin is an Ethereum sidechain optimized for gaming (built by the Axie Infinity team), with extremely low gas fees and fast confirmations. After Pixels migrated from Polygon, active addresses at one point surged by 500%+, contributing a large amount of on-chain transaction volume.
Phase 1: Excitement (just bought)
Phase 2: Anxiety (down 5%)
Phase 3: Panic (down 20%)
Phase 4: Numbness (down 50%)
Phase 5: Hope (rebound 10%)
Phase 6: Greed (wait a bit longer)
Phase 7: Despair (back to square one)
Phase 8: Cycle (buy another coin)
Diagnosis: Retail investors with a two-way emotional disorder
Phase 2: Anxiety (down 5%)
Phase 3: Panic (down 20%)
Phase 4: Numbness (down 50%)
Phase 5: Hope (rebound 10%)
Phase 6: Greed (wait a bit longer)
Phase 7: Despair (back to square one)
Phase 8: Cycle (buy another coin)
Diagnosis: Retail investors with a two-way emotional disorder
#Arbitrum冻结黑客ETH
You stake ETH → Get LSD
You stake LSD → Get LRT
You stake LRT → Get XXX
You stake XXX → Get ……
Final:
Your principal: 1 ETH
Your position: 7 different protocol tokens
Your risk: If any link has an issue, everything goes to zero
Your earnings: Three points + One thank you letter
You stake ETH → Get LSD
You stake LSD → Get LRT
You stake LRT → Get XXX
You stake XXX → Get ……
Final:
Your principal: 1 ETH
Your position: 7 different protocol tokens
Your risk: If any link has an issue, everything goes to zero
Your earnings: Three points + One thank you letter
#加密市场反弹
Musk: Doge is cool
Dogecoin: +30%
Musk: Actually, I also like Bitcoin
Bitcoin: +15%
Musk: But mining is not environmentally friendly
Audience: -20%
Musk: I was just kidding
Audience: -10%
Musk: I'm going to sell my coins
Audience: -50%
Retail Investor: Big brother, can you stop posting?
Musk: Posted a picture of a dog
Dogecoin: +40%
$DOGE
Musk: Doge is cool
Dogecoin: +30%
Musk: Actually, I also like Bitcoin
Bitcoin: +15%
Musk: But mining is not environmentally friendly
Audience: -20%
Musk: I was just kidding
Audience: -10%
Musk: I'm going to sell my coins
Audience: -50%
Retail Investor: Big brother, can you stop posting?
Musk: Posted a picture of a dog
Dogecoin: +40%
$DOGE
#Arbitrum冻结黑客ETH
Project Party: We want to decentralize!
Community: How to do it?
Project Party: Token voting
Community: What to vote for?
Project Party: Vote for the proposal we put forward
Community: Can it be rejected?
Project Party: Yes, but we will modify the proposal and vote again
Community: Isn't that centralization?
Project Party: No, this is called community consensus
Project Party: We want to decentralize!
Community: How to do it?
Project Party: Token voting
Community: What to vote for?
Project Party: Vote for the proposal we put forward
Community: Can it be rejected?
Project Party: Yes, but we will modify the proposal and vote again
Community: Isn't that centralization?
Project Party: No, this is called community consensus
Your wallet:
ETH: 0.01
USDC: 5.00
Some shitcoin: 1,000,000 units (worth 0.1 U)
NFTs: 3 (no one bid)
You tell yourself:
“I still have a lot of assets, it’s just the liquidity is bad.”
Translation:
“My money is already dead, it’s just not buried yet.”
ETH: 0.01
USDC: 5.00
Some shitcoin: 1,000,000 units (worth 0.1 U)
NFTs: 3 (no one bid)
You tell yourself:
“I still have a lot of assets, it’s just the liquidity is bad.”
Translation:
“My money is already dead, it’s just not buried yet.”
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