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😬 CAME TO WHINE ABOUT ZACHXBT — AND SNITCHED ON HIMSELF

Classic move. This guy wrote to ZachXBT with a complaint: the exchange unfairly froze 5.73 BTC (~$475k), help me figure this out.

Zach got to the bottom of it. Just not how he expected.

The investigation revealed links between wallets and social engineering hacks, with total losses to victims exceeding $1 million. During the chat, the story kept shifting: sometimes it was a loan, sometimes the boss's money, sometimes investments in BTC back in 2014. As proof, he sent documents under a different name.

Zach pieced everything together, linked the wallets, and publicly shared the story. The BTC is long gone for these guys.

Came looking for help from someone who professionally unravels crypto scammers. Brilliant plan.

#zachxbt #crypto #scam #bitcoin

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😆 ANDREW TATE — 8 LIQUIDATIONS IN 16 HOURS AND THIS IS ALREADY THE 108th

Pumped $100k USDC into Hyperliquid, opened a long on 57 BTC with 40x leverage — a position worth $3.8 million. BTC dipped, and here we go: 8 liquidations in 16 hours. Now there's about ~$14k left in the account.

But this isn't a one-off story. According to Arkham and Lookonchain — total losses since 2025 are already around $800k with a win rate of 35.5%. Lost about 51 trades out of 80. Even $75k in referral commissions from Hyperliquid — traded it all and flushed it.

This guy sells courses on financial freedom with a win rate of 35%. The market, as usual, didn't read the biography.

#AndrewTate #Hyperliquid #crypto #trading

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🤔 MINERS ON MONERO WERE WORKING ON SOMEONE ELSE'S WALLET — AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT

The Monero network is intact, but miners using old versions of P2Pool were losing future earnings to an attacker for several days.

The scheme was slick: the hacker found one real share in the pool, created thousands of fake copies from it, and clogged the payout window. Old versions of P2Pool considered this valid — and honest miners received an increasingly smaller slice of the reward. At its peak, the attacker was snatching up to 80–100% of the block reward.

On June 13, P2Pool v4.16 was released with a fix. If you haven't updated yet — do it right now.

Classic move: it's not about stealing what already exists, but rather stealing what was supposed to come. People were grinding, rigs were heating up, electricity was being spent — and the money was going to some random dude.

#Monero #Mining #crypto #security

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⚠️ TONKEEPER — BE CAREFUL, DON'T BURN THESE NFTs

There's an active NFT drop with shocking content going around in Tonkeeper. The scheme is simple and ruthless: a user sees a junk token, wants to get rid of it — and falls into a trap.

When trying to burn such an NFT, the wallet asks for transaction confirmation, which actually revokes access to outgoing transfers. Funds stay in the balance — but you won't be able to withdraw them.

If you received such an NFT — don't touch it. Don't burn it, don't open it, don't interact with it in any way.

#TON #Tonkeeper #crypto #security

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😎 ONE MISSED RETURN — AND $111,000 OF OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY

This morning, SlowMist detected an exploit on the BNB Chain. A bug in the _transfer() function — one return was missed in the router branch. Because of this, any transfer through the PancakeSwap router was processed twice.

The hacker caught this, manipulated the price in the AIC-DIP pool, dumped 29 million AIC tokens, and converted it all into $111,000 USDC. The pool's TVL before the attack was $4.37 million.

One character in the code. One inattentive developer. One hacker who read the code more carefully.

DeFi audits exist precisely for such cases. But judging by the exploit statistics, many projects still consider it optional. Hackers beg to differ.

#BNBChain #defi #crypto #Hack

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🤨 UKRAINIAN OFFICIALS DECLARED CRYPTO WORTH $50 MILLION — AND THAT'S JUST WHAT THEY SHOWED

2861 public servants reported crypto assets in their 2025 declarations — a 16% increase from last year. The most active reporters are cops, prosecutors, and military personnel. Coincidence?

The top holders among officials look like this: a district council member with 100 BTC (~278 million UAH) and 1000 ETH, the head of the appellate court with a million USDT, and an eco-friendly MP with 80 BTC (~223 million UAH). A district deputy with a hundred bitcoins is definitely a separate conversation.

The most popular asset — USDT, mentioned in over 1100 declarations. They mainly hold it on Binance, Bybit, and WhiteBIT.

Cherry on top: 6 declarations involving cryptocurrency are locked from public access 🤡

Recalling the news about the bill to expand police powers to check assets — cops ended up on top in terms of crypto declarations. Life writes the best scripts.

#ukraine #crypto #USDT #bitcoin

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😎 MASK IS WORTH MORE THAN BITCOIN - AND THIS IS THE THIRD DAY AFTER THE IPO

In just three trading days, SpaceX has come close to a $3 trillion market cap, entering the top 4 largest companies in the world. For comparison, Apple took decades to reach this.

Elon Musk's personal net worth is now estimated at $1.4 trillion - that's more than the entire market cap of Bitcoin, which sits around $1.3 trillion. One person is worth more than the world's first cryptocurrency. Let that sink in.

And the final touch: if you had bought $SPCX on Friday at the IPO - in just three days, you would have outperformed all ETH holders over the last five years 😂

#SpaceX #SPCX #bitcoin #elon

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🤖 TETHER INVESTED $1.4 BILLION IN ROBOTS — SO THEY PAY WITH USDT WITHOUT HUMANS

Tether has poured up to $1.4 billion into the German startup NEURA Robotics — one of the largest funding rounds in the history of physical AI. The company is valued at around $7 billion. This round also includes Nvidia, Amazon, Qualcomm, and Bosch.

The goal is unexpected: to embed a self-custodial wallet based on Tether WDK into every robot. Completed a task in the warehouse — got paid. Needs a part — ordered it themselves. Needs access to data — bought it themselves. No humans in the chain.

Why crypto, and not a bank? You can't open a bank account for a robot. A stablecoin operates 24/7, in any country, for small amounts — without bureaucracy.

NEURA plans to roll out 5 million humanoids by 2030 — each with a wallet on #USDT.

Tether is literally building the financial infrastructure for a world where the largest holders of stablecoins will be not humans, but machines.

#Tether #Robotics #USDT #AI

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🚨 THE USA HAS DISCONNECTED THE MOST POWERFUL ANTHROPIC MODELS — A PRECEDENT NEVER SEEN BEFORE

On June 12, Anthropic received a directive from the US government: to suspend access to Fable 5 and Mythos 5 for any foreign citizens — including their own foreign employees. Implementing this technically turned out to be impossible, so the company simply shut down both models for everyone.

The official reason given was the discovery of a jailbreak method for Fable 5. Anthropic disagrees: in their assessment, these are minor vulnerabilities that other public models have without any workarounds. The company complies but publicly contests the decision.

This is the first instance where the US has effectively revoked a commercial AI model for national security reasons. It's a serious precedent.

#Anthropic #AI #Claude #security

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🚔 IN BATUMI, A CRYPTO LAUNDRY WAS BUSTED FOR $389 MILLION — AND 173 CARS ON TOP OF THAT

A joint operation by Europol, IRS, Secret Service, and Georgian law enforcement. They nabbed two right in Batumi: a Russian named Ledenyev (25 years old) and a Ukrainian named Tkachuk (37 years old). Each faces up to 20 years, and the DOJ is already pushing for extradition.

A classic mixer on an industrial scale — dirty #BTC from ransomware and the dark web flowed in, while clean cash flowed out. Fees were 3–10%. Since 2022, the service has processed 10,333 BTC worth $389.7 million. They were also running the #Dark2Web forum to coordinate cyberattacks worldwide.

Seized: servers, crypto worth $796k, real estate, bank accounts, and 173 vehicles.

173 cars — not a typo. But it was the blockchain that unraveled everything — transactions didn’t disappear, analysts just patiently built the chart. Crypto is anonymous until someone starts digging seriously.

#crypto #Europol #MoneyLaundering #bitcoin

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🎂 16 YEARS AGO, THEY GAVE AWAY BITCOIN WORTH $1 TRILLION — JUST LIKE THAT, FOR A CAPTCHA

Today marks the anniversary of one of the most valuable altruistic gestures in tech history.

On June 11, 2010, developer #Gavin Andresen posted on #Bitcointalk about what he called a "really dumb idea" — launching the site freebitcoins.appspot.com, where anyone could snag 5 BTC just by solving a captcha. No registration, no verification, no strings attached.

The logic was simple and fair: the more people got their hands on #Bitcoin , the better the chances that the project would survive.

Andresen initially funded the first 1,100 BTC from his own pocket. Then early miners jumped in and donated more. In total, they handed out 19,700 BTC — today worth over a billion dollars.

Back then, 5 BTC was worth just a few cents. People solved the captcha, grabbed coins — and almost certainly didn’t save their wallets. They deleted the file, reinstalled Windows, or simply forgot.

Right now, there's probably someone who spent 30 seconds on a captcha in 2010, got 5 BTC, and has no idea they once held $350,000.

And at that moment, Andresen wasn’t selling the price, launching a token, or raising funds. He just wanted the idea to survive. And it did.

#Bitcoin #CryptoHistory #BTC

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🔓 RAYDIUM HACKED FOR $1.34 MILLION — THROUGH CONTRACTS THAT HAVE BEEN AROUND FOR 3 YEARS

No need to panic — but it’s worth understanding.

It wasn’t the exchange itself that got hacked, but the legacy AMM V3 — five outdated liquidity pools that were deprecated back in 2021 after the demise of #Serum. No active interface, no current users. Just dead contracts that were completely forgotten.

What leaked:
— ~150,000 #RAY tokens
— 5,600 #SOL
— ~893,000 #USDC

How it happened:

The hacker created a fake LP mint and bypassed the security checks during the withdrawal. The vulnerability isn’t in fresh code, but in the logic from three years ago that nobody got around to fixing.

The good news:

#Raydium stated that they will cover the losses of the affected users from their treasury. Current CLMM pools and new versions of the AMM are unaffected — continuing to operate as usual.

This is a perfect illustration of one of the main problems in DeFi: new contracts get audited and patched, while old ones are forgotten. Teams move ahead, Legacy hangs in the background for years. Hackers aren’t in a rush — they just wait until everyone forgets there’s anything there at all.

$1.34 million for a three-year vulnerability — a costly reminder about digital hygiene.

#raydium #solana #defi #cryptohacks

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🪦 TRADING BOT BLUM — OBITUARY

Friends, today we bid farewell.

The trading bot #Blum has quietly passed into the afterlife. No loud announcements, no farewell posts — it just stopped working at some point, and that’s it.

Chronicle of decline:

Accounts are frozen. Chats have been dead since the end of March — so the silence has lasted for several months; just not everyone noticed. The team responds to user inquiries with the classic line:

"We are aware of the issues and are looking into it" 😂

In crypto, this is a universal euphemism. It roughly translates to "we also don’t know what’s going on, but we don’t want to admit it yet".

The story is as old as time: hype, FOMO, promises, listings — and then silence. Blum gathered millions of users riding the wave of Telegram games and mini-app boom, distributed tokens, conducted listings — and gradually faded away.

There will be no moment of silence — there are many more stories like this ahead.

#BLUM #crypto #TON #CryptoFail

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Zcash: a beautiful recovery or a trap for longs?

ZEC dropped from 688 to 250 — that's a 63% hit. Now it's at 420, and half the traders are thinking, 'Hooray, let’s buy the dip.' I see it differently.

MACD is in the red. EMA is pushing down. Volume is weak. This isn’t a reversal; it’s just a breather before the next wave of decline. The market loves to show you green candlesticks right before it snatches your money — that’s its favorite move.

Smart money is already exiting, and you’re stuck in a long hoping for a miracle?

#zec #zcash #CryptoAnalysis #ShortTraders

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Hamster caught the pump — but who will catch the bottom?

HMSTR skyrocketed to 0.0003254 in just a few hours. +37% and everyone’s shouting “to the moon.” But let’s look at the facts.

The candlestick with a huge upper wick is a classic sign that big players are offloading their positions on the hype. A pullback is already underway. The order book doesn’t lie: 67% are sellers, 33% are buyers. Money is flowing out.

The volume in dollars is only 142 million with 562 billion coins. This is speculation, not growth.

I’m considering a short. What about you?

#HMSTR #HamsterKombat #crypto #Binance #ShortTrade

⚖️ ANONYMOUS DECIDED TO SUE FOR 3.8 MILLION BTC — AND WOKE UP WALLETS THAT HAD BEEN ASLEEP FOR 14 YEARS

The most absurd legal scheme of the year.

A lawsuit has emerged in New York from a certain Noah Doe and two shady LLCs from Wyoming. The goal is to claim ownership of 39,069 old BTC wallets that haven't moved in years. In total, they hold about 3.8 million BTC — nearly 18% of the entire Bitcoin supply.

The logic is as simple as a corner store: since the owners are silent — the assets are abandoned, and abandoned property can be claimed through court. Only instead of finding a lost wallet on the street — it's $285 billion of someone else's money.

A separate masterpiece is the notification method:

No names. No addresses. No emails. The lawyers got creative: they sent tiny BTC payments to the wallets with a link to the court notification. Literally a summons through the blockchain. Each wallet had 90 days to respond and prove that the coins weren't abandoned.

And then the scheme cracked:
A 2011 wallet with 35.55 BTC, which had been dead for 14 years, suddenly came to life and moved coins worth $2.5 million. Following that, another old-timer from the same era woke up and transferred 20 BTC.

The whole structure was built on the thesis that "the owners are no more." The owners emerged from the cave, silently moved their coins, and took a sip.