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Santa Claus gives gifts to people in the cryptocurrency world: he sends "non-spike safety charms" to contract players, stuff "non-zero candies" for MEME coin holders, hand out "stable growth socks" to hoarders, and only gives a "uninstall APP manual" to leveraged traders.
Why does Santa's wallet never lose money? Because he only hoards "cold wallet Christmas coins" and knows how to diversify his positions—half in Bitcoin, half in Ethereum, and the rest all in "holiday repair K-line" options.
This year's Christmas wish: may my holdings stack higher like a Christmas tree, gas fees be saved like Christmas gifts, and crashes and liquidations be like an ex's blessings, never to come near again~
Why does Santa's wallet never lose money? Because he only hoards "cold wallet Christmas coins" and knows how to diversify his positions—half in Bitcoin, half in Ethereum, and the rest all in "holiday repair K-line" options.
This year's Christmas wish: may my holdings stack higher like a Christmas tree, gas fees be saved like Christmas gifts, and crashes and liquidations be like an ex's blessings, never to come near again~
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