Sources close to the vibes claim that if Bitcoin ever crashes hard — or if someone even mentions selling — Saylor has a contingency plan.
Not buying the dip.
Not panic tweeting.
Instead, he will allegedly:
🔥 throw his Bitcoin wallet into the fire
🔥 destroy the private keys forever
🔥 watch the flames quietly and say:
“Problem solved.
Market crash? ❌
Forced selling? ❌
Liquidations? ❌
logic is simple:
“If I physically cannot sell… then selling no longer exists.”
This isn’t HODLing.
This is asset imprisonment.
At this point, his Bitcoin isn’t in cold storage —
it’s in geological storage 🌋
Honestly, if Michael Saylor ever burns a private key live on stage, Bitcoin wouldn’t dump.
It would probably pump 10% instantly out of sheer fear, respect, and confusion 📈😂
👇 Be real:
If BTC dropped 80% overnight, what’s your move?
A) Panic sell
B) Diamond hands HODL
C) Burn the keys and enter crypto legend status 🔥🔑
$BTC
