🤡 Trump's latest production: "Let the Currency Get Messy Again"
🇺🇸 Director: The One Who Knows | Starring: Tariffs/Warships/Twitter | Box Office: Paid by the Global Financial Market
🎬 Act One: Tariff Rollercoaster
📦 "Tariffs? I can change them three times a day!"
🏪 Business: Just cleared customs in the morning, and the tax rate changes in the afternoon...
💎 Crypto Commentary: More casual than our Dogecoin pump, suggest Trump issue $TARIFF (deflationary model: destroy 50% each time a policy changes)
🪙 Act Two: Dollar "Pretends to be Weak"
📉 Dollar index squatting at a key support level with a pout:
"I want to drop~ Oh, I just won’t~"
💰 Bitcoin: Where’s the safe-haven hedge? Why aren’t you following the script?
🤝 Current Relationship: Dollar and Crypto, the most familiar strangers
🇪🇺 Act Three: US-EU "Plastic Friendship"
🍷 Trump to the EU: "You’re all taking advantage of America!"
🛡️ EU quietly opens the military budget sheet...
🌐 Crypto Reaction: How about... settling trade in USDT? Decentralized, saves the arguments
⚓ Act Four: Auction of New Warship Naming Rights
🚢 "Trump Class" warship design concept:
· Hull plated in gold (24K pure hot air)
· Equipped with a "Twitter Cannon" (range: global hot search)
· Fuel: MAGA slogan perpetual motion
💡 Crypto Inspiration: Next time Dogecoin should be renamed $WARSHP, and the white paper should say "Winning the Currency War"
📈 Crypto Survival Guide
🔮 Trump's Cycle Trading Strategy:
1. Scroll through Twitter at midnight → 2. Identify keywords → 3. Place orders within 5 minutes
⚠️ Risk Warning: May be liquidated due to the president suddenly caring that "Bitcoin is too noisy"
🏷️ #TrumpEconomics #DollarFilmEmperor #TariffBlindBox #加密避险剧本
📌 Friendly Reminder: Investing is much simpler than international politics... probably.
