đ $LUNC OR DIVORCE? đđ
Guys⌠Iâm at a crossroads.
I told my wife:
> âIf $LUNC doesnât hit $1⌠Iâm gonna divorce.â
Now sheâs praying harder for LUNC than for me. đ
Every night she says:
> âDear God, pump LUNC. My husband is hopeless, but the chart isnât.â
I donât know whether to laugh, cry, or just stake more LUNC. đŤŁ
Dev teams⌠validators⌠whales⌠hear my plea:
Save my marriage. Pump this coin. đđĽ
Imagine the stakes:
If $LUNC hits $1, I kiss my wife đ.
If it doesnât⌠she might kiss the lawyer instead. đđ
This isnât just crypto⌠itâs love, life, and liquidity.
Every wallet, every whale, every memecoin traderâyour move. đĽ
đ HODLers know: Sometimes the heart beats like Bitcoinâvolatile, unpredictable, but full of hope.
Whoâs with me? Letâs make history⌠and save a marriage while weâre at it. đâĄď¸đ
