🟠 BREAKING FUNNY NEWS: $Bitcoin Crashes to 3 USDT — World Enters Shock Mode!

In an unbelievable twist of fate, Bitcoin has officially fallen to 3 USDT, causing traders worldwide to drop their mobile phones, laptops, and in some cases… their hopes and dreams.

Crypto experts say the crash happened after Bitcoin decided it was “tired of being expensive” and wanted to “live a simple life like other normal coins.”

One trader reported:

“I slept rich and woke up poorer than my WiFi signals.”

Meanwhile, people who always said “Bitcoin is a bubble” are now dancing in the streets, claiming victory like they just won the World Cup.

But don’t panic — long-term holders are still confident:

“If it went from 69,000 to 3… it can go from 3 to Mars.”

Stay tuned for more updates as BTC decides whether to bounce back… or apply for a job as a stablecoin.