๐จ BREAKING NEWS: Iโm officially holding 7.84 BILLION $Jager ๐บ๐ฅ
If this thing ever hits $1, financial experts everywhere will simultaneously:
1๏ธโฃ Spit out their coffee โ
2๏ธโฃ Recalculate their life choices ๐
3๏ธโฃ Call it โmarket insanityโ on live TV ๐คง๐
Meanwhile, Iโll be over here like:
โYes, hi, Iโd like to buy a small countryโฆ preferably one with good weather.โ ๐๐ด
But letโs be honestโฆ
$1 Jager? Possible? Maybe?
Probably looks like this to the experts:
๐งโโ๏ธโจ โAh yesโฆ the ancient prophecy of the Wolf Coinโฆโ
To the rest of us:
๐๐ โBro donโt kill the vibe, let me DREAM.โ
