jokesoftheday

Crypto trader says to his friend:
$BTC

"Dude, I think the price of Bitcoin is going to rise, I’m selling all my fiat and putting it into crypto."
$SOL

Friend: "Are you serious?"
$XRP

Trader: "Yeah, this is my hodl strategy!"

Friend: "I think it’s not HODL, but you’re going to get HADAL!" 😆

#HODLOrHADAL #CryptoJokes #fun #jokesoftheday

Why did the Bitcoin go broke in January?
It lost all its value in cold storage!
😜😂
#jokesoftheday #Dipendranpl #bitcoin

I've seen some people hurting so here's a joke to lighten the mood 🌞
What do you get when you cross a crypto whale with an algo?

"A gigabot"

😉😂

#humour #jokesoftheday #Jokeandmemes

Why don’t crypto traders ever get lost?
Because they always follow the blockchain!😆🤣😉
#jokesoftheday #dipendranpl

John walked into his favorite café, “Bean & Block,” known for its crypto-friendly payment system. As he approached the counter, he noticed a new barista fumbling with the register.

“I’d like a cappuccino,” John said, pulling out his phone to pay with his Bitcoin wallet.

The barista, looking confused, replied, “Sure, but we’re out of Bitcoins. Can I offer you a Dogecoin instead?”

John chuckled, “No worries, I’ve got my own Bitcoin. Just scan this QR code.”

The barista scanned it, and the machine beeped. “Oh, looks like our network’s congested. Your coffee might arrive faster than the transaction.”

John laughed, “Classic Bitcoin. How about I pay with Ethereum?”

“Perfect,” the barista said, scanning again. “Oops, gas fees are through the roof! Your coffee’s gonna cost more than a steak dinner.”

John sighed, “Alright, I’ll just pay with cash.”

The barista’s eyes lit up, “Cash? Like, the paper stuff? I thought that was a myth!”

“Trust me, it’s real,” John grinned, handing over a $5 bill.

As he walked away with his coffee, he heard the barista mutter, “Old school payments. Who knew?”

John smiled, thinking, “Some things never change.”
#jokesoftheday