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Happy Birthday, Crocodile! ๐
The most charismatic reptile in the swamp grew a year older.
Dear Crocodile, @ะฑัััะบ
Youโve grown another year older, but when I look at you, I still see the same guy: the legendary hunter gliding silently under the water, eyes shining, someone no one notices approaching. ๐
Everyone who knows you knows this: the moment you show your teeth, the whole atmosphere melts. But letโs be honestโsometimes that smirk of yours says โIโm very seriousโ less than it says, โWhoโs my target tonight?โ I havenโt seen another reptile in the swamp thatโs this popular. Gossip says when the females spot you from far away, they donโt run screaming โaaah, a crocodile!โโthey look like โaaah, the Crocodile is here!โ ๐คญ
And one more thing: crocodiles reportedly live about 70 years. Iโve got serious doubts whether your list will run out within that time. ๐
My wishes for your new age:
May your heart beat fastโonly for the right person (and only for one).
May your phone contacts thin out a bit, so your memory can breathe easier.
The only tears youโll shed should be crocodile tears. ๐
May your teeth always shine, your jokes always land, and your mouth never close.
Iโm really glad youโre hereโhappy birthday, my big-mouthed brother!
With love, your friend ๐๐
Note: The cake is on us, the rest is on you. Donโt forget to run before you get caught.๐
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Happy Birthday, Crocodile! ๐
The most charismatic reptile in the swamp grew a year older.
Dear Crocodile, @ะฑัััะบ
Youโve grown another year older, but when I look at you, I still see the same guy: the legendary hunter gliding silently under the water, eyes shining, someone no one notices approaching. ๐
Everyone who knows you knows this: the moment you show your teeth, the whole atmosphere melts. But letโs be honestโsometimes that smirk of yours says โIโm very seriousโ less than it says, โWhoโs my target tonight?โ I havenโt seen another reptile in the swamp thatโs this popular. Gossip says when the females spot you from far away, they donโt run screaming โaaah, a crocodile!โโthey look like โaaah, the Crocodile is here!โ ๐คญ
And one more thing: crocodiles reportedly live about 70 years. Iโve got serious doubts whether your list will run out within that time. ๐
My wishes for your new age:
May your heart beat fastโonly for the right person (and only for one).
May your phone contacts thin out a bit, so your memory can breathe easier.
The only tears youโll shed should be crocodile tears. ๐
May your teeth always shine, your jokes always land, and your mouth never close.
Iโm really glad youโre hereโhappy birthday, my big-mouthed brother!
With love, your friend ๐๐
Note: The cake is on us, the rest is on you. Donโt forget to run before you get caught.๐
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