🚨 BREAKING: Multiple explosions reported across Iranian coastal cities

6 blasts in Bushehr & Choghadak
3 in Konarak
More in Bandar Abbas (right next to Strait of Hormuz)

This is literally one of the world's most critical oil chokepoints. 20% of global oil passes through here.

If this escalates, expect:
• Oil futures to pump
• Flight to safety assets ($BTC could react either way)
• Macro risk-off across all markets

Stay liquid. Geopolitical shocks = volatility = opportunity for degens who move fast.