Just learned to use AI bots for trading, and then I noticed the AI started stealthily bottom-fishing 🤖

OpenAI and Anthropic are in a price war, while DeepSeek chuckles: I've been free all along. Coinbase lets AI help you trade coins, while my bot only knows how to chase pumps and dumps.

$BTC is still hovering around 27k, and $ETH hasn't even seen a decent bounce— even the AI thinks it's too early to bottom-fish, might as well let them take a hit for a while.

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