The market has completely lost its mind 😅
Back in the day, a trader would pull up their chart, check the volumes, news, and company reports.
Now:
— Venus is in the profit zone
— The Moon is in accumulation phase
— Don't buy BTC, Mercury is in retrograde
And the scariest part is that this works about as well as half the signals from Telegram 🤡
Soon, analysis will look like this:
S&P500 feels weak because Aries has a heavy energy vibe, and Taurus is experiencing increased chakra volatility.
It's particularly funny to see how esotericism is creeping into investment communities, trading platforms, and even business media. People have lost money to info-peddlers, “successful traders,” pump-and-dump schemes, meme coins… and at some point decided:
Maybe Tarot cards are actually more honest?”😂
But seriously, the market has become so chaotic and manipulative that many are ready to seek answers from an astrologer, a fortune teller, or even a cat that chooses coins with its paw.
Waiting for an ETF on the natal chart and trading signals based on eclipses 🌚📉
$BTC $XRP $BNB
Back in the day, a trader would pull up their chart, check the volumes, news, and company reports.
Now:
— Venus is in the profit zone
— The Moon is in accumulation phase
— Don't buy BTC, Mercury is in retrograde
And the scariest part is that this works about as well as half the signals from Telegram 🤡
Soon, analysis will look like this:
S&P500 feels weak because Aries has a heavy energy vibe, and Taurus is experiencing increased chakra volatility.
It's particularly funny to see how esotericism is creeping into investment communities, trading platforms, and even business media. People have lost money to info-peddlers, “successful traders,” pump-and-dump schemes, meme coins… and at some point decided:
Maybe Tarot cards are actually more honest?”😂
But seriously, the market has become so chaotic and manipulative that many are ready to seek answers from an astrologer, a fortune teller, or even a cat that chooses coins with its paw.
Waiting for an ETF on the natal chart and trading signals based on eclipses 🌚📉
$BTC $XRP $BNB