Bitbull Noah

TON printed a beautiful little profit for me

Send it higher 🚀

btw: thanks for buying
$TON

NFT season may not be back

but it’s culture it’s pfps it’s flex it’s collection it’s identity it’s happiness

it’s simply about what you like and what you want to collect

#nft $APE

Look like memecoins are never leaving

Sol had them Ton has them next chain will build its own casino too

different ecosystem same cycle

gambling just keeps changing networks

prediction markets memecoins and speculation might create serious wins for a tiny few

the rest will just rotate bags hoping they’re early next time

$TON $SOL

Are the Pokémon card market turning into the next big collectibles bubble?

With the 30th anniversary driving massive hype sealed product and modern chase cards pumping hard and people treating rare singles like assets it’s easy to draw comparisons to past manias:

• Beanie Babies in the 90s
• Tulip mania
• The 2021 NFT/crypto altcoin frenzy

We’ve seen this cycle before: explosive demand, FOMO buying, skyrocketing prices… followed by a harsh correction when new supply meets fading speculation.

Pokémon has real staying power a living franchise with games, anime, and global nostalgia.
Vintage cards have proven resilient. But the current modern sealed and chase card frenzy? A lot of that looks purely speculative.

Will this end in tears like previous bubbles, or is Pokémon different because of its cultural depth and ongoing demand from new generations?

Serious question for collectors and investors:
Are we still early, or are we getting dangerously close to the top?

What’s your honest take?

April closed with a solid +12% gain the best monthly performance in the last 3 months.

This kind of move hasn’t been seen since April last year.

History is whispering… is May about to go even crazier?

$BTC is showing serious strength right now.

Are we entering the real leg up, or is this just a trap? 👀

Crypto VC funding collapsed 75% in April

Only $660M raised across 62 deals a brutal 4x crash from March’s $2.6B.
Lowest monthly total in over a year.

The money printer went BRRRRR…
then suddenly went silent 😶
Risk off season is OFFICIALLY here.

VCs went from spraying cash to hiding in bunkers.

$XRP

$AAVE too Big to Fail?

After the rsETH exploit, over $300M in voluntary contributions from the DeFi ecosystem made Aave depositors whole. No bailouts, no drama just pure community coordination. DeFi proved it can self-organize a real backstop.

Even after a 45% TVL drop, Aave still holds 49.4% of the entire lending market.

That’s not just dominance it’s infrastructure. When the biggest player gets hit and the ecosystem steps up like this, it shows real maturity.

Aave is too central to fail… and the market just proved it.

Healthy for DeFi or should we worry about?

8,360 wallets received the $MEGA allocation

50% still holding
40% fully exited
10% partially sold

after all that distribution pressure
the token still sits around $1.59B FDV

when weak hands clear this early and price holds structure
the market starts repricing conviction

bottom in for $MEGA or one more shakeout?

dev: believe in something

meanwhile: something

April 2026 is pure exploit hell in crypto.

$606M+ drained worst month for hacks in over a year. Every few days another one drops. What's going on?

The monsters:

• Drift Protocol (Apr 1) $285M on Solana. Oracle/governance abuse + fake collateral. Lazarus suspected.

• Kelp DAO (Apr 18-19) $292-293M. LayerZero cross chain bridge spoofed, rsETH drained. Biggest of 2026. Lazarus linked.

The rest piling up:

• Rhea Finance $7.6M (oracle/fake liquidity manipulation)

• Grinex $13.74M (wallet drain)

• Volo Vault (Sui) $3.5M (Apr 21-22, targeted vaults with WBTC/XAUm/USDC drained)

• Scallop (Sui) ~$142K (~$140-150K, Apr 26, flash loan on sSUI reward pool / deprecated contract)

• Purrlend $1.5M (Apr 25, multi-network)

• Giddy $1.3M (Apr 23)

• CoW Swap $1.2M (domain hijack)

• Silo Finance $392K (oracle)

• Aethir $423K (access control)
• Dango $410K (bridge/smart contract bug)

There’s more:
ZetaBridge, PulseVault, AeroSwap, NodeFi, LendHub, CrestDAO, etc.

Bonus:
Litecoin (LTC) got hit with a zero-day bug (Apr 25-26) invalid MWEB txs forced a 13-block reorg to reverse fake transactions sent to exchanges.

Not a massive drain but exposed node vulnerabilities and sparked inside job? debates.
Bridges, oracles and key management are still getting absolutely cooked.

Lazarus eating good while the rest of us watch the body count rise daily.

This isn’t building it’s bleeding

Another day another exploit.

This time they hit the blockchain.

Yesterday $LTC suffered a coordinated DoS attack. Attackers tried double-spends through cross-chain swaps.

The root cause was a zero-day bug combined with outdated mining nodes that accepted invalid transactions.

Bug is now fixed.

A 13-block reorg (~3 hours) was required to resolve the chain.

The fork originated at block 3095930.

Exploits are evolving fast.

Hope they don’t find a way to abuse new tech for draining wallets without private keys.

Finally something worth withdrawing.

$BLEND

$TON is already one of the fastest blockchains out there and slashing transaction fees is another massive step toward making it truly elite again.
Bullish on the comeback. Can’t wait to see $TON rise

Crypto bros aren’t investors.
We’re professional hopium addicts.

• We hope Satoshi’s wallet never moves.
• We hope the dev team doesn’t rug.
• We hope the exchange doesn’t get hacked.
• We hope our funds don’t get frozen by regulators.
• We hope the smart contract has no backdoor.
• We hope AI or quantum computing doesn’t break everything.
• We hope our airdrop actually prints.
• We hope the roadmap isn’t vaporware.
• We hope our seed phrase stays secret.

We hope this time it’s different.
but in reality every single one of these has already happened repeatedly and we still load up.

This industry is flooded with criminals, scammers, and exit scammers because it’s built on maximum trustlessness and minimum accountability.

We all know we’re cooked. We just refuse to admit it.

Time to fix this sht. or at least stop pretending it’s still early while getting rugged in real time.

Meet the trader who turned $100M to $900 and then begged his followers for SOL in a memecoin presale

James Wynn (Holder of the largest BTC long in history):

1. called PEPE early when it was still under $1M market cap

2. turned roughly $7k into over $25M on that single trade

3)blew up online as the guy who called PEPE early

4. discovered Hyperliquid and started taking massive leveraged bets

5. opened the largest BTC long in crypto history ($1.26 billion notional at 40x leverage), which made him even more famous

6. sat on tens of millions in unrealized gains at peak

7. then the brutal liquidation spree hit

8. got liquidated 6 times in just two weeks (March–April 2026)

9. lost over $85–100 million in total

10. account balance dropped from nine figures all the way down to ~$900

11. launches $ASSDAQ memecoin presale asking followers to donate SOL for up to 50% of supply

12. raises "only" $12k+ from 250+ wallets

13. accused of self-allocating a huge chunk (53% of supply) and preparing to rug

14. deletes all tweets about the presale when backlash explodes

15. community (including ZachXBT and on-chain sleuths) calls him a serial scammer with a history of pump and dump soft rugs

Wynn went from zero to hero back to zero really quickly..

Pharos is launching a presale at $1B FDV with questionable tech and community treatment.

They're promising a 6% airdrop allocation (60M $PROS out of 1B total supply) but only 1% of the total supply unlocks at TGE. That means just 600K tokens available at launch for the entire airdrop.

With 25M+ testnet wallets and over 1M Discord users all farming for that tiny slice, the average per wallet comes down to roughly 6 tokens even if they hit 100K active farming wallets.

At $1B FDV the full 1% TGE airdrop would be worth around $10M total. Spread across thousands of farmers, it's pennies after months of grinding.

This is classic extraction: hype the community run a high FDV presale pay KOLs to shill then dump on retail. Many current crypto founders are just repeating the same grift cycle.

Hard pass. Stay away from pre sale unless you enjoy funding teams that treat users as exit liquidity.

breaking 🇵🇰

pakistan ends its 8 year crypto ban

banks can now support digital assets

280 million people just got access to crypto
$BTC
$ETH

still holding my allo

wen crime pump??

satoshi’s early bitcoin code included more than just money

the first release in jan 2009 had a class called CPokerLobbyDialogBase

it contained framework for an onchain poker game
along with an irc chat client and a peer to peer marketplace

the poker code was added in april 2008
months before the whitepaper

it stayed in the codebase for years
and was only fully removed in version 0.8.2

no clear reason why it was there

but the code still exists today in the original v0.1 source on github

Gm and Happy taco tuesday 🌮 from a yucky duck 👊