Market jab girta hai to sab bolte hain — ‘Crypto khatam!’ 😭
Aur jab pump hota hai to wahi log bolte hain — ‘Bhai signal kyun nahi diya?’ 🤡
Binance khola aur portfolio dekha…
Kal tak main investor tha 💼
Aaj motivational speaker ban gaya hoon 💔😂
Crypto ka rule simple hai:
Jab buy karo to girta hai 📉
Jab sell karo to pump karta hai 🚀
Binance be like:
‘Patience rakho beta… diamond hands bano!’ 💎🙌
Agar aap bhi daily portfolio check karke heart attack lete ho…
To welcome to crypto family! 😂🔥”
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