💸 "New to crypto? No worriesâ€Ļ you’ll understand in three days— when profits rise, 'HODL', and when losses occur, ‘I had to buy the dip!’" 😂

🚀 BTC, ETH, SOL—everyone wants to rise, but my wallet just sits under pressure!"

😅 “Crypto is one of those things—checking your wallet at 3 AM can either make you happy or give you a heart attack—both are possible!”

📉 "When the market dumps, just remember one thing— ‘only those who sell realize losses!’"

📈 "And those who holdâ€Ļ save screenshots— to show in the future!" 😆

😂 “Crypto addiction level:

Less rice at noon, more CoinMarketCap!”#Crypto #Bitcoin #Altcoins #CryptoFun #HODL $BTC $ETH $XRP