$BTC PUMPING 🚀
Your Alts? Still in Rehab 🛌😂
BTC flirting with a new all-time high 💅
Everyone acting like they just hit the jackpot 🥂
But real talk…
How’s your alt portfolio doing, champ? 😬
• ETH? Can’t break $2.5K without catching a cold 🤧
• SOL? Down 50% 📉 But hey — at least it didn’t go offline ⚡
• SAND, ENJ, VET, NEAR, SHIB, PEPE?
Still stuck in 2022 pricing 🕰️
But sure… “This is accumulation” not punishment 🤡
Alt cultists always pull up like:
🧙♂️ “You don’t get the tech!”
🔮 “You lack vision!”
😱 “Stop spreading FUD!”
Nah bro.
I just don’t have a portfolio that looks like a dumpster fire 🔥🗑️
Truth is:
❌ Alts aren’t for HODLing
✅ Alts are exit ramps for insiders 🏃♂️💸
They pump = you sell 📈💰
You HODL = they dump 📉💀
Every. Single. Cycle. ⏰
Still chasing that 100x dream? 🌈💭
Let me remind you:
💰 Bitcoin = wealth preservation
🔁 Alts = money rotation
You don’t marry alts 💍
You date ‘em, drain ‘em, then ghost ‘em 👻
(Unless heartbreak’s your thing — shoutout to the VET holders 💔🫡)
Institutions didn’t come for your alt 🧢
They came for BTC 🧱
No ETF for SHIB, sorry 🤷♀️🐶
But hey, go off:
💬 Believe your Telegram admin
🛒 Buy the dip
💪 HODL harder
And ignore that bloody chart 🩸📊
This cycle? BTC is king 👑
Everything else? Just side noise for liquidity games 🎭
WAKE UP or GET REKT — again. 🔥☠️
#BTC110KToday? $BTC