Ek desi larka tha,
jis ne YouTube par ek video dekhi:
“Binance par rozana profit kaise kamayein?” 😎
Larkay ne dil mein kaha:
“Bas! Ab to qismat badalne wali hai” 💸✨
Us ne Binance khola,
Coin khareeda,
Chart dekha,
Candle jalai 🕯️
aur dil hi dil mein dua maangi 🤲
5 minute baad…
Coin: 📉
Larka: “Yeh correction hai, ghabrana nahi” 😌
10 minute baad…
Binance notification:
“Ihr Vermögen ist um -35% gefallen” 🔔
Larka (pur-aitmaad awaaz mein):
“Langfristige Investition ist es” 😎
30 minute baad…
Wallet: 😵💫
Larka: “Abhi market fake lag rahi hai” 🤡
Raat 2 bajay…
Ammi ki awaaz aayi:
“Beta so jao” 😴
Larka: “Ammi bas market recover ho rahi hai” 😭
Agli subah…
Ammi: “Beta nashtay ke paisay kahan hain?”
Larka:
“Ammi… woh Binance ke saath stuck hain” 😂📉
Result:
Profit nahi aaya…
lekin ek cheez pakki mili 👇
👉 Erfahrung
👉 Geduld
👉 aur ek nayi skill: Verlust erklären 😅