Rumor has it… if Bitcoin ever crashes hard
—or someone even suggests selling—
Michael Saylor will:
🔥 set fire to his Bitcoin wallet
🔥 burn the private keys
🔥 stare into the flames and whisper:
“Now no one can touch it. Ever.”
Market panic? ❌
Forced selling? ❌
Liquidations? ❌
Saylor’s strategy:
“If I can’t sell… NOBODY can.” 😂
This man doesn’t HODL.
He locks BTC in another dimension.
At this point, his wallet isn’t cold storage —
it’s volcanic storage 🌋
Honestly, if Saylor ever burns a private key live on stage,
Bitcoin wouldn’t dump…
it would instantly pump +10% out of pure fear and respect 📈😂
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