The Binance Alert🛑🚨

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Ek trader raat ko gehri neend so raha tha. Achanak us ke phone par Binance app ne zor se alert diya.

Trader ghabra kar uth gaya aur apni begum se bola:

“Jaldi! Dekho, market crash ho gayi hai ya hum ameer ho gaye hain?”

Begum ne phone uthaya, dekha aur muskura kar boli:

“Nahi! Yeh Binance ka alert nahi hai. Yeh WhatsApp par tumhare ‘dost’ ka message hai jo pooch raha hai ke tum ne yeh coin kyun nahi khareeda tha jab pichhle mahine is ki qeemat 90% kam thi!” 😄📉📲