they're calculating it for us again
NIGHT 1: Strait of Hormuz blocked. You count the tankers stuck: "67k... 66k... we're sinking!" In reality, the US Navy was just waiting for the right moment to "clean up" and let the oil spill, thus justifying the intervention. Result: You don't sleep, they cash in.
NIGHT 2: Seas flat. You count: "69,000... again?!" The Wall Street bots are submarines programmed to stay put until the Treasury Department finishes writing the next day's "fairytale." Result: Black coffee, and you're the guardian of their profits.
TODAY (1:30 PM): The magic CPI comes out at 2.4%.
Coincidentally, while oil falls thanks to a "miraculous" release of US inventories, Trump claims the war is over. The tankers kick into high gear: 70,800... 71,100 knots! 🚀
MORAL: After two nights of counting, the result remains unchanged: the tankers only move when Uncle Sam decides to press the "Pump" button to make you believe everything is under control. Piloted destination: 74,000.